Don't come crying to me two months from now, wishing you had purchased your Ghillie sooner. Yes, The Ghillie, I like to pronounce it the fashion way. A soft 'G'. Gee-lee, like you are whisper-nouncing it with Tête de Cuvée in your cake hole. Avant-garde, comfortable and classic in every way, the Ghillie will become a musthave staple in every unisex's wardrobe.
For me, following trends is quite the opposite of fashion and self-expression. Alas, the Gee-Lee is my only exception. Many style blogs are are famous for complying with the fashion industry. Indulging in trends and slowly losing your style-soul, no matter how many ways you can wear mint green or those stupid 50's inspired Prada flame-shoes. But since this hunting gear has not caught on to trend-drones, I will happily partake in this style phenomenon until people engage in the inevitable. My motto is, if the fad is worn by more than 10 people, its been slutted out. You're not a slut, are you?
All right-minded designers that legally steal ideas from other designers will create this look with their own variations. Bow ties instead of ribbons, or pom poms and tassels? Men, women, toddlers, the elderly, transgendered and two-spirited, The Ghillie is something of a democratic garment. Equality for all. Small, large, pear, hourglass, square or beanpole. Body-con no more. Add a little bit of feminine flair with a waist belt. And boom, you're ready for that first date!
Much like the Birkin, the Ghillie will be a sought after style piece. Many pseudo-Ghillies will be found in your nearest black market and china town. Don't be a fool for the 'body suit'. Its nothing like the real thing. For y'all out there with fetishistic tendencies of the Chubaca kind, am I hitting all the right buttons? A capsule collection waiting to be displayed in the Metropolitan Museum of Art!
The average Ghillie will cost you about $130.00, but once the industry catches on you will be sure to pay a little more than a Balmain blazer, $35,000. So hurry and buy your Ghillie today.
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